Addiction

Mr.G was asked by his friend to give some ideas to giveup smoking.G said it is easy I left smoking many times!

MORE ABOUT Mr.G The Great.

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Mr.G was walking with a new umbrella opened,with several holes in it!His friends asked ,Why he is having such an umbrella? our genius gave the reply"yesterday' I lost a new one..when I asked about the lost umbrella, everyone asked that how to recognise it and I told that it was black in colour..everyone laughed at me..because most of the umbrellas are Black! Now this big holes in my umby is useful in two ways..easy to recognise and if rain stops I can atleast see it through the hole!!!!"(I told you ,he is really a G..!)

Mr.G was beating his son,holding the progress report(exams marks card)in his hand..saying Maths 1,english 4,Science..5,the boy was crying loudly...!Suddenly G become emotional and started consoling him saying that he must improve to impress in the next exams.But all of a sudden the boy shouted at his dad saying"It is not my Result Card..I got it from under the cupboard..see, your name is written on it ,and not mine!!!Now imagine how he would have reacted to it.:)

North Bengal& Sikkim News

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Yes he is The Guy!

Understanding Mr.G

Mr.G was angry..why? asked his friends"When I was in school I never wrote Pluto to the question of planets..I knew it in 1953 that it was not a planet..but my teachers punished me for it..now I need apology from them for their ignorance and punishing a Genius.!!!!

Mr.G always checked these things before hiring a Taxi..Enquired about the air pressure in the tyre!He asked the driver to check the brake!He use to smell the drivers mouth to know wether he is drunk or not!(it reminds me of Mr.Beans..am I right!)

Mr. G taught me to keep the candle near a mirror to get more out of a candle!(he is genius!)

Mr.G scolded his son for running after a bus from the market to save 5 Rs.Instead he advised to run after a Taxi to save 50 Rs.

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Mr.G

Hi,
This is to be a blog of photos , but now there is some technical error..iam unable to upload images....not even of Mr.G ..read on for some fun..
Mr.G first let me introduce him..he is an imaginary person/imagined person came out of
an island in 1996 called patwy..he thinks he is a Genius but his friends think him as a Gadha(donkey),anyway like Gandhi in Munnabhai he guides/advices me in these highlands.. always..once when he was filling the forms he mentioned 15 cms as his mother tongue!Once his boss asked him to paste a personal letter envelope(of the boss),he pasted it on the notice board!He once went to buy a shoe for his son,but forgot to take the size number...the shopkeeper advised him to bring a pencil sketch of the childs feet..G thought it is a good idea and always carried the sketch of his feet so that he can use it while buying his own shoes.!
more next....keep watching this blog..